PLEASE ANSWER NO JOKE!?

The other night i am sure i was abducted, as i dreamnt(but not sure if it was a dream or real life) that I was taken out of my bed and put in a chair. I was then shown pics of the queen of england and obama well doing things. Then i woke up and my had shriveled up. It wont even wee any more. A day on I have lost all my hair and started with explosive sickness.